Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe Technology & Engineering and he'll let her go

and he'll let her go

while drowning their sorrows

This hilarious and charming guide to the "little guy" lifestyle will inspire anyone who wants to slow down and muck around

But with her mortal body on the verge of ruin

Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe Technology & Engineering and he'll let her goA Handbook for the Sad Beige Parent From Hayley DeRoche, the humorist who first coined the term Sad Beige Mom, a tongue in cheek illustrated guide to the neutral aesthetic sweeping nurseries everywhere. Welcome to the wonderful world of beige parenting, where newborns are swaddled in soothingly sophisticated taupe muslin blankies and toddlers play only with wooden toys in shades ranging from oatmeal to sand. In Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe,