Terrible Twos Toddler Tee Color:Athletic Heather Nobody told you about the

Nobody told you about the part where you have not slept in three years and your car smells like goldfish crackers

Comic book style design reads "Meanwhile My

the exact center of any sidewalk

white cursive script reads "Athletic Dept

Terrible Twos Toddler Tee Color:Athletic Heather Nobody told you about theThe Terrible Twos are not a phase. They are a lifestyle. Your kid went from babbling sweetheart to tiny courtroom lawyer overnight, and now every interaction is a negotiation you did not prepare for. The Details: Navy distressed block text at the top reads "Terrible," followed by two red stars. Below, "Twos" is rendered in a large navy baseball script with a tail swoosh. Red text at the bottom reads "League" with "MVP" flanked by red stars. Printed in